Journal Entry 003 - Maid dresses and Leg Waxing

Dear Italy,

Today I woke up wearing a maid dress, and no, I'm not joking. I've trying to find a way to get this thing off me since I woke up. Everything I tried everything, and it resulted of me failing, so I'm stuck wearing this thing for now. I walked outside my room and I get multiple stares and glances coming towards my way. Well, This is simply because my legs are hairy as sin, and even knee-high socks won't hide it. So I went back into my room and proceeded to wax my legs. Straight after, I put some white knee-high socks and...Erm...Fem!France's shoes and exited my room. I didn't even bother to slick my hair back, goddamn it...

Also, The other day, I woke up with one red eye and one blue eye, I went to the spirit
doctor about this and It seems that I have Dissociative identity disorder...After I found that out, I noticed that my red eye is controlled by my other personally....The fuck?

This Makari Ryokan Bullshit spell thing is really starting to piss me off...

Vell, I'll stop writing for now...
Come by soon!

Your Friend,
Ludwig

(( Germany's maid outfit:
))