Marriage Proposals and Quick Divorses

[The letter was written on a Cocktail Napkin.]

Dear Italy,

Today I proposed to both France and India, They accepted. 10 hours later, The Wedding's already off.

THANK. GOD.

After a while of thinking I've relised that this whole time I've been using   France, How? Because He was closet thing I could get to You, I never really loved him. Now I know that the Only  The reason I claimed him to be my property is because I didn't want the closet thing I got to you running off on me.  

Also, I used India as tool, trying to use him to get France back to me. But It Obviously backfired, I look forward to going to their Wedding.  x)

After all this, I feel different,  No more 'emptiness', No more Drama, Everything is Normal for me.

---And That's the way I like it.

Well, Alright, I Better go Feed the dogs now.
I love you dearly, So please Visit us soon.

Love,
Ludwig.

(( THISISCHEESEYIKNOW,FORGIVEME. ))